some good statements

1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
   
2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
   
3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
   
4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
   
5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
   
6. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
   
7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
   
8. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
   
9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
   
10. THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
    
11. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.